[What. Peter can't be reading this right, because what he thinks Bertie's suggesting...goddamn. This has to be a joke. This has gone far enough and weird enough that it can't be real...but he'll give Bertie the benefit of the doubt just one last time.]
Bertie,
If that's how things are, he's welcome to join in. You're not about to scare me off.
[Never let it be said that Bertie is one to shrink from a challenge. Peter seems to be intent on meeting him for it.]
Peter,
I'm entirely the sort! We Woosters have been the sort since Agincourt. If you're really not scared off, when why don't you come over for dinner tomorrow night. We can talk about this like men properly should.
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timeasmymeasure
March 24
Date: 2017-03-23 12:36 am (UTC)Bertie,
If that's how things are, he's welcome to join in. You're not about to scare me off.
Didn't think you were the sort.
Peter
March 25
Date: 2017-03-26 08:13 pm (UTC)Peter,
I'm entirely the sort! We Woosters have been the sort since Agincourt. If you're really not scared off, when why don't you come over for dinner tomorrow night. We can talk about this like men properly should.
Best,
Bertie
Re: March 26
Date: 2017-03-30 05:28 am (UTC)Fuck it, I'm game. See you tonight.
Peter