You tried to eat two people? Dear god! Is he all right? You didn't take a piece out of him, too? Oh, golly, what a mess, old boy. I do hope you'll be wishing it off in the nearish to immediate?
What if I didn't? Yes, mother, I'll ask the child who runs our lives to transform me into a completely different species tonight. Don't worry, I'm done thinking about the ramifications of asking gods for favors, and I am entirely alright with the idea of the kid mucking about in my DNA.
Just tell them you want to be human again and you'll have it sorted out. Really, they've turned me into a vampire and back again without anything happening. And they've swapped around other people's species, fixed legs, so on and whatnot. The only thing they ever want is support and belief. That's how they work things out for themselves. They want to do us favors. When we're happy, they're in the pink, too!
And if you can't bring yourself to do it, I can see to it for you.
[He stops and just stares down before scratching the word out. This nonsense. Bertie stands up, fetches his hat and gloves and heads for Peter's house.]
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Date: 2016-03-20 04:26 am (UTC)Best,
Bertie
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Date: 2016-03-21 05:54 pm (UTC)What if I didn't?Yes, mother, I'll ask the child who runs our lives to transform me into a completely different species tonight. Don't worry, I'm done thinking about the ramifications of asking gods for favors, and I am entirely alright with the idea of the kid mucking about in my DNA.Peter
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Date: 2016-03-22 09:44 pm (UTC)And if you can't bring yourself to do it, I can see to it for you.
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Bertie
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Date: 2016-03-25 03:07 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2016-03-27 05:22 pm (UTC)What?[He stops and just stares down before scratching the word out. This nonsense. Bertie stands up, fetches his hat and gloves and heads for Peter's house.]